17. “Finding a five dollar bill in the pants’ pocket is what I imagine winning the lottery must feel like.”įinders keepers rules totally apply here. 16. “You know you’re a mom when you’ve been washing the same load of laundry for three days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.” Oh, you thought you only had to fold that shirt once with a two-year-old in the room? That's adorable.
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15. “Folding laundry with a toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.” 14. “Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry.” 13. “I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.”Īh yes, the lesser-known version of the "if I had a nickel" line. Those sock-stealing wizards are a pesky (and prolific) bunch. 12. “And then I heard my sock say, ‘let’s play hide and seek.’” 10. “When I’m wearing sexy, lacy lingerie … it just means I need to do laundry and I’m out of clean granny panties.”Įat your heart out, fellas! 11. “The more laundry I do, the less nudists seem crazy.”Ī life without lint doesn't sound so bad.
Hey, it's not like it's gonna go anywhere. So I’ll restart the dryer … three times in a row.” Insult, consider yourself added to injury. What else could possibly explain this absurd phenomenon? 8. “I love when I wash a tissue with the laundry … said no one ever.” 7. “I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.” Who else is willing to wager Sisyphus wasn't actually rolling a boulder up a hill but was instead just trying to empty the hamper? 6. “I love doing laundry! Except for putting it in the dryer, taking it out and folding it and then putting it away.” 5. “Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel but that would only mean more laundry for me.” Victory might be fleeting and all, but it sure is sweet while it lasts. 4. “Don’t you just love those 12 seconds when the laundry is done?” 3. “Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.”Įven the most curmugeon of literary wizards couldn't deny that truthbomb. We should really update the traditional wedding vows to incorporate this important matrimonial memo. “When I said ‘I do’ I didn’t mean the laundry.’” If only "The Nothing" would swoop in and make that pile disappear once in a while.
1. “Laundry is the real Neverending Story.” Thanks to the creative hive-minds of the internet, though, there are a lot of hilariously accurate idioms out there to help us share in a little levity and laughter about the labor of love that is doing laundry.
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The work is kinda thankless, there are no overtime pay provisions in place, and an unfair majority of whatever free time we do have is usually already earmarked for this or that project around the home front. No matter how efficiently we've streamlined the process, we're not robots, so household chores can still feel a little tedious at times.
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